Two Brooklyn plumbers warp to another world. Continue reading “Super Mario Bros. (1993, UK/USA)”
America is ruled by callous corporations who decide crime must be cut out (so profits can grow). Continue reading “Robocop (1987)”
You really wouldn’t expect a story about a man-eating monster to be this boring. Continue reading “Anaconda (1997)”
300 hairless Greeks (hairless Greeks?!) of the city-state Sparta make a final stand against a vast horde of invading Persians.
Snyder’s visual style is that of color saturation to the extreme. We get they were going for a comic book feel but achieved little more than turning this violent and stupid film into the epitome of style over substance. The complete reliance on green screen only makes it look worse as the years roll by. The characters themselves act less than one dimensional and are only an afterthought to the slow-motion butchery.
While we certainly appreciate a good war flick, this one glorifies that favorite of human pastimes to a degree rarely seen outside of propaganda. It may have a cult following, but we sure as hell can’t figure out why.
Directed by Zack Snyder.
Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, Dominic West, Vincent Regan, Rodrigo Santoro, and Michael Fassbender.
117 Minutes – Rated R